My 2023 G.I Joe Classified Wishlist

For this year’s G.I. Joe Classified Wishlist, I’m having to dig further as many favourites have been released or announced by Hasbro. I waited for YoJoe Month to end before compiling an updated list, basing it on last year’s list. As with every year, I split the Cobras from the Joes, and list mostly my top-ten and down below, honourable mentions, which I’m starting to run out of!

The camouflage and infiltration expert, and Zartan’s brother.

The smarter Dreadnok.

The grape cola drinking Dreadnok.

The badly poetic pilot of the Rattler. A Haslab Ratler would be sweet.

Another Dreadnok!

The troop builders from Destro’s personal army.

The crazy accountant dressed as a bird of prey. I’m starting to scrap the barrel here.

The Cobra hypnotist and interrogator can be creepy when well handled.

The gigantic and stupid Dreadnok.

Destro’s distant cousin and fellow Iron Grenadier.

The first G.I. Joe laser rifle trooper.

The computer geek. We all need a geek like Mainframe!

The bazooka artillery trooper.

The original (and mostly the only) mortar-handling soldier of the G.I. Joe team.

Every one’s favourite medic. We saw how cool he would look in a bigger scale from Super7. Let’s hope we get him soon.

The cool flamethrower handler.

The jetpack operator with a laser gun. Everyone always forgets about him, and he often gets hurt in the comics. He never made it in the cartoons.

The ultra neon green laser riffle trooper. He’s a favourite of mine whose absence is odd.

The Mobat tank driver and a ranking officer. I want a Haslab for him!

The mountain trooper. Bazooka needs his buddy!

I don't have honourable mentions for Cobra. I'll take anything that comes up, but I'm scrapping the barrel with Cobra! That's a good thing, not a criticism.

The pot-smoking and Zen infantryman. He could come with a Ghillie.

The environmental trooper and balding Joe!

The communication’s expert with a whiny voice!

The cartoon’s pacifist who saves lives but wears a gun.