My 2023 G.I Joe Classified Wishlist
By Hervé St-Louis
July 2, 2023 - 10:17
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Cobra
The camouflage and infiltration expert, and Zartan’s brother.

The smarter Dreadnok.

3. Torch
The grape cola drinking Dreadnok.

The badly poetic pilot of the Rattler. A Haslab Ratler would be sweet.
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Another Dreadnok!

The troop builders from Destro’s personal army.
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The crazy accountant dressed as a bird of prey. I’m starting to scrap the barrel here.
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8. Crystal Ball
The Cobra hypnotist and interrogator can be creepy when well handled.
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The gigantic and stupid Dreadnok.
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Destro’s distant cousin and fellow Iron Grenadier.
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Joes
The first G.I. Joe laser rifle trooper.
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The computer geek. We all need a geek like Mainframe!

3. Zap
The bazooka artillery trooper.

The original (and mostly the only) mortar-handling soldier of the G.I. Joe team.

5. Doc
Every one’s favourite medic. We saw how cool he would look in a bigger scale from Super7. Let’s hope we get him soon.

The cool flamethrower handler.
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The jetpack operator with a laser gun. Everyone always forgets about him, and he often gets hurt in the comics. He never made it in the cartoons.
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The ultra neon green laser riffle trooper. He’s a favourite of mine whose absence is odd.
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The Mobat tank driver and a ranking officer. I want a Haslab for him!
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The mountain trooper. Bazooka needs his buddy!
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Honourable Mentions
I don't have honourable mentions for Cobra. I'll take anything that comes up, but I'm scrapping the barrel with Cobra! That's a good thing, not a criticism.
The pot-smoking and Zen infantryman. He could come with a Ghillie.
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The environmental trooper and balding Joe!
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The communication’s expert with a whiny voice!
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The cartoon’s pacifist who saves lives but wears a gun.
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The female ninja related to Storm Shadow’s clan.
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