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Grand Theft Auto Breakdown

By The Editor
May 1, 2008 - 00:09

Ok. So The Comic Book Bin has been off for a few days and you were wondering what happened to us. Yes Grand Theft Auto happened and we had nothing to publish from Saturday night, on April 26, 2008 because we were all in line putting up tents in front of our local electronic stores so we could be the first in line to purchase Grand Theft Auto IV on Monday night at around midnight when it would finally be on sale.

We've waited so long for this that you have to forgive us for not updating the site for so long. Right after we camped out and survived the nasty weather, the hazing, the robbings, the bad soup in the container and the dead batteries on the cell phones, we finally made it to heaven and got ourselves Grand Theft Auto IV.

So after getting the sought after game, we all went back to our mutual homes and played Grand Theft Auto IV until about tonight. There was this thing in the back of our mind about going to work, minding our loved ones and pets, taking a shower and of course, posting new articles at The Bin.

We didn't pay attention to any of that, that is until:

a) Our bosses called our homes to enquire about our disappearances.

b) The utility company cut our electricity because we didn't pay our bills.

c) Our dogs turned into savage beasts and filled our homes with pasture fertilizer.

So we're back now, ready to rumble and ready to play another round of Grand Theft Auto IV.

Thank you for your patience!

Last Updated: August 31, 2023 - 08:12