having the time of her life on Apokolips, where she’s been inducted into Granny
Goodness’ Female Furies (or Furies, if you prefer. I try to avoid sounding
sexist but the alliteration sounded sensational). After a knock-down, drag-out
with Petite Tina, Harley has settled in, though is a bit displeased with the
hazing she’s getting from the other Furies.
Back on Earth, a comic starring Harley and her gal pals (okay, that was sexist, wasn’t it?), with a cover
homage to Teen Titans #16 (July/Aug.
1968) has been delivered to her domicile. But for what purposes remains to be
seen. Stay tuned, dear reader.
Back on Apokolips, Harley has returned to Granny Goodness the Splinter of
Destiny, with which the witch will spread Darkseid’s power throughout the
universe. Harley’s okay with that until she realizes it will be at the expense
of some of the lowlies who live on Apokolips – including little Cindy Lou
Lowlie, who’s no more two.
must suffer the wrath of her granny. Goodness, it’s enough to make a girl plotz
right there in front of Darkseid and everybody. Never fear. Granny has a gadget
that will remove any embarrassment, and is all too eager to use it on her failure
of a Fury (Hey! Alliteration without a hint of sexism. Yay me. I’m evolving.)