New Goddess Cinema Is Great...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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New Goddess Cinema Is Great...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
By Christopher Moshier
Aug 22, 2006 - 9:54

I’ll try to make this as short and as painless as possible. This website I am about the share with you just blew my mind. I knew if I didn’t post this now - in my jaded state - I wouldn’t have time to do it in the future.

I worked (for the “man”) six days this week so my plan was to come home to have several beers, play FABLE for the XBOX, and enjoy the fact I could sleep in tomorrow. Plan accomplished…ALMOST! I knew once I tried to complete the same mission sixteen times on FABLE it was time to check me email and go to bed. I finished with me email and began reviewing and closing down browser pages I had open. One particular page was XTreme Strength that I found by doing a “Mandi Steele” search through Google for research on a recent review I did for the film “The Awakening”. At Valkyre there were URLS to what are called “Fantasy Links”. OK! I had a few beers. UM! Root beers...yes kids...I had root beers! It was about 2am and I didn’t have anything pressing I needed to do until noonish so I thought I would check out hot chicks who dress up as comic book characters. A normal guy would just surf porn. One of the links I clicked on was New Goddess Cinema. From there I was just dumbstruck to the absolute crap they were pushing. To use an extremely tired analogy it was like a terrible car crash I couldn’t stop looking away from. To add insult to injury they are trying to sell these pieces of…rhymes with spit…for twenty-five dollars a shot. You have got to be kidding me!

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